HAAAAAAH !!!
Finally got php working!!
Okay - every damn forum thread and tutorial all over the Internet I looked through, I could only find one solution that worked for me. It was on this horrible run down and unproffesional forum that had been slapped together half-assed by an author that couldn't even handle the fundamentals of English. It worries me that he programs. It worries me even more that he foun d the solution and so many other people haven't.
I had followed the php manual as recommended (wow documentation that HELPS!) but the Apache module couldn't find the dll file. That is because for some reason, everybody who instals the windows installer of Apache doesn't have the php#apache.dll file.
So I go and download the zip version of php5. I unzip and extract the relevant file and put it in C:/php. Now the error I'm getting is saying it needs to be in C:/php/sapi. Why? I don't know. That fodler doesn't exist. So I make one and move the dll file and VIOLA!!
It works!!
WHOOPEEEEE!!




EDIT: Hey SDE and Admin -- do you want to drive more visitors to this site? Then I recommend offering this file for download. I don't know if it is feasable but maybe as an attachment to an article (that I could write) that explains how to get PHP# and Apache to work together.
I have tried so many search string combinations to try and find this PHP5Apache.dll and I bet hundreds of other people do the same every day. It's not a large file, 36kb so it won't be a huge drain on resources. It will encourage not only encourage more visitors but your site is more likely to be higher in search rankings

we all know that's always good!