Things to do... (another funny!)

[MiLady Mirlyn]

Things to do...........

Fifteen things to do at Wal-Mart while your spouse/partner/significant other is taking his/her sweet time:

1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people's carts when they aren't looking.

2. Set all the alarm clocks in housewares to go off at 5 minute intervals.

3. Make a trail of apple juice on the floor to the rest rooms.

4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official
tone, "Code 3 in housewares," ... and see what happens.

5. Go to the Service desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay
away.

6. Move a "CAUTION - WET FLOOR" sign to a carpeted area.

7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other
shoppers you'll only invite them in if they bring pillows from
the bedding department.

8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and
ask "Why can't you people just leave me alone?"

9. Look right into the security camera and use it as a mirror
while you pick your nose.

10. While handling guns in the hunting department ask the clerk
if he knows where the anti-depressants are.

11. Dart around the store suspiciously whil loudly humming the
theme from "Mission Impossible".

12. In the auto department practice your Madonna look using
different funnels.

13. Hide in the clothing rack and when people browse through
say "PICK ME! PICK ME!!!!"

14. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker,
assume the fetal position and scream "NO! NO! It's those
voices again."

And last but not least,

15. Go into a fitting room and yell real loudly ........
"Hey! We're out of toilet paper in here!"