[Epsilon]

I wonder if it's possible to hook up a breathalyzer to my computer so that my keyboard only works if I'm under 0.1% BAC?

I like to enjoy a few drinks now and then, but I've had a regrettable habit of sending inappropriate e-mails to people when my judgement and common sense is at its lowest. At least a half dozen times in the last year I've blissfully typed and sent stuff that made me feel like hanging myself when I read it the next morning.

I once sent an e-mail to about 20 family members asking if they knew any hot, single chicks because I was tired of porn. Most recently I shot a message over to one of the managers at the company I work for and reeled off 4 paragraphs of why I hate him. He gave my boss a copy, and I think I got close to getting fired. I still might, but for now it seems smoothed over.

I guess I could give up booze, but that would suck. What I need is a way to disable my computer when I'm sloshed, then I'd be very happy. Any ideas?