True, at least you're being honest. I'm willing to bet people will help you here, as for learning Java in two days I hope you like online references.
I bet Sun among other places has reams upon reams of (virtual paper) information about Java so good luck with that.
Here's a google search for java tutorial
http://www.google.com/search?hl=en&i...=java+tutorial
What do you know, Sun's tutorial is at the top of the list, here's to being right eh?
Good luck.