[saline]

Red Bull at two dollars a can is so out of my price range it's not even funny. For two bucks you can buy like a six pack of generic soda so that would probably be my first choice.

Besides it tastes like a candy I used to eat only liquid form, I think they were called Zap Bombs or something, they were ridiculous. They were hard on the outside and on the inside had a powder which reacted with the wetness of your mouth to start fuzzing and it kind of hurt, it was crazy. And now with my many more years of wisdom I realize it was horrible as well.

But then again I eat twinkies and lots of people say those are horrible and I say to them, your right but dammit I'm addicted.