The truth is, as stated in the
Introduction thread, I hold a PhD in Comp. Sci. with a master in Math, so naturaly I know quite a few programming languages. The ones mentioned in my profile, are then ones I use freequently professionaly, so yes I do know PHP and SQL.
And I'd be willing to help you out with solving the rest of your troubles with this thing.
I must say,
php.net is a very usefull resource, when it comes to PHP related items. And SQL isn't that difficult to understand, its a language written to conform with the normal request one might ask, like "I want everything which conforms to the state, that x=y and z=n", It's simply put "SELECT * FROM table WHERE x=y AND z=n".
Altho the
SQL-syntax would be of some use, if you'd never seen the language befor.