[MiLady Mirlyn]

Got this in an e-mail and thought I'd share...

FRIENDLY

I left Montreal on route 20 heading toward Quebec
city, when I decided to stop at a comfort station.

The first toilet stall was occupied, so I went into the
second one. I was no sooner seated than I heard a
voice from the next stall:

"Hi, how are you doing?"

Well, I am not the type to chat with strangers in
highway comfort stations, and I really don't know
quite what possessed me, but anyway, I answered,
a little embarrassed: "Not bad."

And the stranger said: "And, what are you up to?"

Talk about your dumb questions! I was really
beginning to think this was too weird! So I said:
"Well, just like you I am driving east?"

Then, I heard the stranger, all upset, say:
"Look, I'll call you right back, there is some idiot in
the next stall answering all the questions I am asking
you. Bye!"