[teknomage1]

I didn't need anything, actually. DJMaze the reason everyone got upset is that you basically flamed metazai for a valid use of technology and continued offering irrelevant alternate solutions, based on the flawed premise that dynamic style sheets are bad.
Your bit about the headers isn't needed because everytime it's passed through the php interpreter, it gets a time created header of now. Altering the images inline is not elegant or scalable considering you'd still have to position it with CSS.